I saw the Letter F walking down the street today. I stopped and asked how things were going. How things were on The Street.
“Time are tough. I used to do so much. I used to sponsor these great TV episodes, remember that? Back when me and the Number 6 and the rest of the gang had some clout? But man, it just ain't the same anymore. Letters, numbers…people just throw us around without thinking. These days I’m known more for being the lead dog on the sled of an overused swear word.”
I took the Letter F to lunch, gave it a few bucks for bus fare, and we parted ways. I have a feeling we’ll see each other again soon.